misandry-mermaid:

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

He’s done and said some fucked up shit but this joke was on point.

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

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metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

image

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awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

(via dutchster)

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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groovychainsaws:

American education

(via dutchster)

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

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gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

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